2004-05-22 - 3:53 p.m.
Like me wanting to pull over the car on the freeway and yell at Sam to get the fuck out.
"Okay, fine, don't trust me."
I sighed. "Where should I go?"
Tim was quiet in the back seat and Brian was singing to a song like he usually does as I drove Gena's car, having to remind myself every once in a while that you gotta step on her brakes really hard for the car to stop.
"Okay, turn left here."
We turned onto a street and I realized I was in the lane where there were all pot holes.
Sam. "Yeah, you should probably move over to the next lane, this lane has all these potholes."
I nod. "Okay."
BUMP!
I blinked as I saw Gena's hubcap roll across the three lane street through the rear view mirror and I turned to see it better.
"Oh, my God!"
All five of us laughed.
And then:
"Oh, shit!" I looked and saw that Sam had ashed on himself from his Black & Mild, burning a hole in his pants.
We were all laughing harder.
Gena. "You guys, I only have two hubcaps now."
Sam. "I have a hole in my pants! Ow! Fuck!"
I laughed harder.